lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

(Source: ghostworld2001, via littlemermaidiz)

19.10.14
You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

Agree

(via avant-chanel)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via yangming)

19.10.14

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

image

i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

(via thefuuuucomics)

17.10.14

gamefreaksnz:

Halo: The Master Chief Collection 1080p screens

Microsoft has released 27 gorgeous looking screenshots from Halo: The Master Chief Collection.

View the full gallery here.

17.10.14
Don’t even know how this thing is going to fit in my car…  Someone bring me 4 jacks to this parking lot off of h Street in Chula LOL

Don’t even know how this thing is going to fit in my car… Someone bring me 4 jacks to this parking lot off of h Street in Chula LOL

16.10.14
I got this awhile ago but maaaaan it’s awesome. 1.6 lbs vs the like 0.2 lbs of stock #raceseng #ashiko

I got this awhile ago but maaaaan it’s awesome. 1.6 lbs vs the like 0.2 lbs of stock #raceseng #ashiko

15.10.14

What am I doing

All these raises

Pushing for a promotion for more raises

Like if I get this promotion, does that mean I can’t get a schedule I need for school?

This is happening too fast and I’m internally freaking out

Is this not what I’d wanted? Or did I just want to be a regular rep?

I used to be happy just even MEETING quota let alone doubling that shit every month now and it has me stressing the fuck out.

Like I feel like I need to sleep but I don’t want to. The amount of time I spend at work already feels like most of my life is spent in the same spot. Not that it’s a dead end job or anything because there’s always plenty of opportunity to move up. If some of the people that got hired with me are already almost at an ASM position, I can get there too, but I don’t know if I want to tbh.

This is getting out of hand. I need to chill or something

I’m fucking burnt out and I guess it’s my fault for going too hard with all this shit at once.

Mo money, mo problems

15.10.14
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monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

(via brother2thenight)

15.10.14

(Source: iraffiruse)

15.10.14
Because sometimes you just need to watch the Prince of Egypt at like 3 in the morning.

Because sometimes you just need to watch the Prince of Egypt at like 3 in the morning.

15.10.14
3

thrillingtales:

#studentloans

HAHAHA ^

(Source: theblackpearlscaptain, via the-absolute-best-posts)

14.10.14
lohanthony:

i’m wet

I want whatever the fuck this is

lohanthony:

i’m wet

I want whatever the fuck this is

(Source: everybody-loves-to-eat, via inhale-the-smokee)

05.10.14
First pair of Skullcandies ever. These Crushers vibrate on your head and they’re straight up blowing my mind right now lol. Sometimes you just wanna skip the HiFi and have some fun with epic bass and electro all night. Shoutout to my coworker Jaime for le hookup. #FlyntFl0$$y #clublife

First pair of Skullcandies ever. These Crushers vibrate on your head and they’re straight up blowing my mind right now lol. Sometimes you just wanna skip the HiFi and have some fun with epic bass and electro all night. Shoutout to my coworker Jaime for le hookup. #FlyntFl0$$y #clublife

05.10.14
sunfl0werpetal:

callmehealy:

THIS TOO GUYS. BE SAFE.

This is sorta manditory to reblog.

sunfl0werpetal:

callmehealy:

THIS TOO GUYS. BE SAFE.

This is sorta manditory to reblog.

(via nerdwordbird)

05.10.14
ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

(via thefuuuucomics)

03.10.14